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Geeky Joke of the Day: Redneck Computer Terms

BACKUP – What you do when you run across a skunk in the woods BAR CODE – Them’s the fight’n rules down at the local tavern BUG – The reason you give for calling in sick BYTE – What you pit bull dun to cusin… Read more »

Geeky Joke of the Day: Quick guide to programming languages

The proliferation of modern programming languages (all of which seem to have stolen countless features from one another) sometimes makes it difficult to remember what language you’re currently using. This handy reference is offered as a public service to help programmers who find themselves in… Read more »

Geeky Joke of the Day: Consultant Commandments

If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking. Experience is something you don’t get until just after you need it. For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism…. Read more »

Geeky Joke of the Day: Why we should feel sorry for Tech Support

Tech Support: “OK Bob, let’s press the control and escape keys at the same time. That brings up a task list in the middle of the screen. Now type the letter ‘P’ to bring up the Program Manager.” Customer: “I don’t have a ‘P’.” Tech… Read more »