Geeky Joke of the Day: Redneck Computer Terms

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BACKUP – What you do when you run across a skunk in the woods

BAR CODE – Them’s the fight’n rules down at the local tavern

BUG – The reason you give for calling in sick

BYTE – What you pit bull dun to cusin Jethro

CACHE – Needed when you run out of food stamps

CHIP – Pasture muffins that you try not to step in

TERMINAL – Time to call the undertaker

CRASH – When you go to Junior’s party uninvited

DIGITAL – The art of counting on your fingers

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DISKETTE – Female Disco Dancer

FAX – What you lie about to the IRS

HACKER – Uncle Leroy after 32 years of smoking

HARD COPY – Picture looked at when selecting tattoos

INTERNET – Where cafeteria workers put their hair

KEYBOARD – Where you hang the keys to the John Deere

MAC – Big Bubba’s favorite fast food

MEGAHERTZ – How your head feels after 17 beers

MODEM – What you did when the grass and weeds got too tall

MOUSE PAD – Where Mickey and Minnie live

NETWORK – Scoop’n up a big fish before it breaks the line

ONLINE – Where to stay when taking the sobriety test

ROM – Where the pope lives

SCREEN – Helps keep the skeeters off the porch

SERIAL PORT – A red wine you drink with breakfast

SUPERCONDUCTOR – Amtrak’s Employee of the year

SCSI – What you call your week old underwear

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