Posts Tagged ‘geeky’

Geeky Joke of the Day: Microsoft Car

At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated, “If GM had kept up with the technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25.00 cars that got 1,000 miles to the gallon.” In response to Bill’s comments,...

Geeky Joke of the Day: How to Build a Web Page in 25 Easy Steps

1. Download a piece of Web authoring software – 20 minutes. 2. Think about what you want to write on your Web page – 6 weeks. 3. Download the same piece of Web authoring software, because they have released 3 new versions since the first time you downloaded it – 20...

Geeky Joke of the Day: How God created the Computer

In the beginning, God created the bit. And the bit was a zero; nothing. On the first day, He toggled the 0 to 1, and the Universe was. (In those days, bootstrap loaders were simple, and “active low” signals didn’t yet exist.) On the second day, God’s boss wanted a demo,...

Geeky Joke of the Day: Help Me!

(sung to the tune of ‘Help!’ with apologies to Lennon/McCartney) When I was younger and quite desperate for pay, I worked the help desk for eight hours every day. End users called me up to tell me what was wrong, And now I find, it fried my mind, I worked...

Geeky Joke of the Day: Email Mistake

It’s wise to remember how easily email — this wonderful technology — can be misused, sometimes unintentionally, with serious consequences. Consider the case of the Illinois man who left the snow-filled streets of Chicago for a vacation in Florida. His wife was on a business trip and was planning to...

Geeky Joke of the Day: BSOD

In a surprise announcement today, Microsoft President Steve Ballmer revealed that the Redmond-based company will allow computer resellers and end-users to customize the appearance of the Blue Screen of Death (BSOD), the screen that displays when the Windows operating system crashes. The move comes as the result of numerous focus...

Geeky Joke of the Day: Are computers male or female?

A language teacher was explaining to her class that in French, nouns unlike their English counterparts, are grammatically designated as masculine or feminine. “House” in French, is feminine -”la maison,” “Pencil” in French, is masculine “le crayon.” One puzzled student asked, “What gender is computer?” The teacher did not know, and...

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