Posts Tagged ‘geeky’

Geeky Joke Of the Day: 10 Signs your DotCom is on the Skids

The company CEO has moved from the corner office to the ledge outside the corner office. The manager informs you that the drinks in the company fridge haven’t been free and hands you a $4,800 Snapple bill. The company president asks if anyone has a problem giving out a little...

Geeky Joke of the Day: Where do Deleted Characters Go?

QUESTION: Where do the characters go when I use my backspace or delete them on my PC? ANSWER: The characters go to different places, depending on whom you ask: The Catholic Church’s approach to characters: The nice characters go to Heaven, where they are bathed in the light of happiness....

Geeky Joke of the Day: Twas the Night before Implementation

Twas the night before implementation And all through the house Not a program was working, Not even a browse. The engineers hung by their tubes in despair, With hopes that a miracle soon would be there. The customers were nestled all snug in their beds, While visions of progress danced...

Geeky Joke of the Day: You said UNLIMITED time!

You have been online… You have been online for 45 minutes. Do you want to stay online? Please respond within 10 min. or you will be logged off. You have been online for 135 minutes. Not to put any pressure on you, but there ARE other people in the world...

Geeky Joke of the Day: You know it’s time turn off your computer ..

You know it’s time to turn off your computer when: A friend calls and says, “How are you? Your phones have been busy for a year!” You forgot how to work the TV remote control. You see something funny and scream, “LOL, LOL.” You meet the mailman at the curb...

Geeky Joke of the Day: Toasters

If Oracle made toasters… They’d claim their toaster was compatible with all brands and styles of bread, but when you got it home you’d discover the Bagel Engine was still in development, the Croissant Extension was three years away, and that indeed the whole appliance was just blowing smoke. If...

Geeky Joke of the Day: How to Know you’re a High Tech Worker

It’s dark when you drive to and from work. You see a good looking person and know it is a visitor. You sat at the same desk for 4 years and worked for three different companies. Your resume is on a diskette in your pocket. You learn about your layoff...

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