Archive for the ‘humour’ Category

Killer combination: Catchy lyrics & a touch of humour!

I just had to steal this off Blog-a-holic’s post becuase it’s just awesome! “Oughta Know Inbound Marketing” By HubSpot’s Rebecca Corliss If I make one more call I might go punch a wall. No one understands That this doesn’t work. They hang up cause I’m a creep. The mail I...

Credit Crunch Humour

Seems like some people always have too much time on their hands .. Looks like too many people have stopped playing with online trading and started playing with image manipulation...

Geeky Joke of the Day: Microsoft Car

At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated, “If GM had kept up with the technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25.00 cars that got 1,000 miles to the gallon.” In response to Bill’s...

Geeky Joke of the Day: How to Build a Web Page in 25 Easy Steps

1. Download a piece of Web authoring software – 20 minutes. 2. Think about what you want to write on your Web page – 6 weeks. 3. Download the same piece of Web authoring software, because they have released 3 new versions since the first time you downloaded it –...

Geeky Joke of the Day: How God created the Computer

In the beginning, God created the bit. And the bit was a zero; nothing. On the first day, He toggled the 0 to 1, and the Universe was. (In those days, bootstrap loaders were simple, and “active low” signals didn’t yet exist.) On the second day, God’s boss wanted a...

Geeky Joke of the Day: Help Me!

(sung to the tune of ‘Help!’ with apologies to Lennon/McCartney) When I was younger and quite desperate for pay, I worked the help desk for eight hours every day. End users called me up to tell me what was wrong, And now I find, it fried my mind, I worked...

Geeky Joke of the Day: Hardware vs Software

Once upon a time, in an absolute monarchy not far from here, a king summoned two of his advisors for a test. He showed them both a shiny metal box with two slots in the top, a control knob, and a lever. “What do you think this is?” One advisor,...

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