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Geeky Joke of the Day: Girlfriend v5.0

Desperately seeking technical support! I’m currently running the latest version of Girlfriend 5.0 and having some problems. I’ve been running the same version of DrinkingBuddies 1.0 for years as my primary application, and all the Girlfriend releases have always conflicted with it. I hear that… Read more »

Geeky Joke of the Day: Gullibility Virus

WARNING, CAUTION, DANGER, AND BEWARE! Gullibility Virus Spreading over the Internet! WASHINGTON, D.C.–The Institute for the Investigation of Irregular Internet Phenomena announced today that many Internet users are becoming infected by a new virus that causes them to believe without question, every groundless story, legend,… Read more »

Geeky Joke of the Day: Email Mistake

It’s wise to remember how easily email — this wonderful technology — can be misused, sometimes unintentionally, with serious consequences. Consider the case of the Illinois man who left the snow-filled streets of Chicago for a vacation in Florida. His wife was on a business… Read more »

Geeky Joke of the Day: BSOD

In a surprise announcement today, Microsoft President Steve Ballmer revealed that the Redmond-based company will allow computer resellers and end-users to customize the appearance of the Blue Screen of Death (BSOD), the screen that displays when the Windows operating system crashes. The move comes as… Read more »

Geeky Joke of the Day: Are computers male or female?

A language teacher was explaining to her class that in French, nouns unlike their English counterparts, are grammatically designated as masculine or feminine. “House” in French, is feminine -”la maison,” “Pencil” in French, is masculine “le crayon.” One puzzled student asked, “What gender is computer?”… Read more »

Geeky Joke of the Day: More Murphy’s Laws of Computing

1. When computing, whatever happens, behave as though you meant it to happen. 2. When you get to the point where you really understand your computer, it’s probably obsolete. 3. The first place to look for information is in the section of the manual where… Read more »

Geeky Joke Of the Day: 10 Signs your DotCom is on the Skids

The company CEO has moved from the corner office to the ledge outside the corner office. The manager informs you that the drinks in the company fridge haven’t been free and hands you a $4,800 Snapple bill. The company president asks if anyone has a… Read more »