Archive for the ‘humour’ Category

How a few drinks got us into this financial crisis ..

I came across a great “Derivatives Primer” today. I hope you enjoy it as much as I did: Heidi is the proprietor of a bar in Detroit. She realizes that virtually all of her customers are unemployed alcoholics and, as such, can no longer afford to patronize her bar. To...

Ending the year with a joke

Here’s a good joke to end the year with: Hans goes to Thailand on a business trip. When there he goes to a “gentleman’s” club seeking compliant female company. The Mama sends a girl over. She drinks. He drinks. She sits on his lap. Hans whispers in her ear and...

Got to get a train horn ..

My mate Rob told me a great story the other day: Gotcha! That’s what I shouted at one of my best friends as I drove off with a huge grin on my face after introducing him to my new train horn. I think most people have a friend like him....

The iPad Spoofs

I hadn’t seen the iPad spoofs till a few days ago, but I liked them so much that I thought I would post there here for every one to enjoy. Here you go: Ok, the spoofs are funny, but I still want one...

The Banking Crisis Explained

photo credit: alles-schlumpf Young Paddy bought a donkey from a farmer for £100. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day. However, the next day he drove up and said, ‘Sorry son, but I have some bad news. The donkey’s died.’ Paddy replied, ‘Well then just give me...

Why newspapers are better than the iPad ..

The iPad has loads of applications and is a great device, but sometimes it just can’t replace a plain old newspaper: (Thanks to Peter for the amusing...

Would you like a discount with a side-order of free?

Have you ever been asked by a client to reduce your standard rates? To work at a loss? To give your time for free? Well, if that’s the case you’ll probably relate to this video: It’s an awesome viral video produced by Scofield Editorial which netted more than half a...

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