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“Reality is frequently inaccurate.”

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Do you know who came up with that quote? Well, it was the inestimable Douglas Adams. Everyone knows his most famous quote: Don’t Panic, fro the Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy, but here’s a collection of 42 Douglas Adams quotes to live by. My favourites:… Read more »

The Honest Inception Trailer

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Watch the trailer to Inception as you’ve never seen it before: (there are whole range of these …)

iPhone 5 – Glued to the ground

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You’re walking around, minding your own business, when suddenly you see an iPhone 5 on the floor. Do you pick it up? Do you hand it in? Do you pretend it’s yours? Is anyone watching? Well, it may be a spoof .. it may be… Read more »

Proof that 1 = 2

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Here’s an “interesting” proof I came across. Get ready to rethink everything you knew about Maths: Given x = 1 and y = 1, then x = y Multiplying each side by x, x2 = xy Subtracting y2 from each side, x2 – y2 =… Read more »

How a few drinks got us into this financial crisis ..

I came across a great “Derivatives Primer” today. I hope you enjoy it as much as I did: Heidi is the proprietor of a bar in Detroit. She realizes that virtually all of her customers are unemployed alcoholics and, as such, can no longer afford… Read more »

Ending the year with a joke

Here’s a good joke to end the year with: Hans goes to Thailand on a business trip. When there he goes to a “gentleman’s” club seeking compliant female company. The Mama sends a girl over. She drinks. He drinks. She sits on his lap. Hans… Read more »

Got to get a train horn ..

My mate Rob told me a great story the other day: Gotcha! That’s what I shouted at one of my best friends as I drove off with a huge grin on my face after introducing him to my new train horn. I think most people… Read more »