Geeky Joke of the Day: Net Addiction


Top Signs of Net Addiction

  • You wake up at 3 a.m. to go to the bathroom and stop to check your e-mail on the way back to bed.
  • You get a tattoo that reads “This body best viewed with Netscape Navigator 3 or higher.”
  • You name your children Eudora, Mozilla and Dotcom.
  • You turn off your modem and get this awful empty feeling, like you just pulled the plug on a loved one.
  • You spend half of the plane trip with your laptop on your lap…and your child in the overhead compartment.
  • You decide to stay in college for an additional year or two, just for the free Internet access.
  • You laugh at people with 28,800 modems.
  • You start using smiley’s in your snail mail.
  • Your hard drive crashes.
  • You haven’t logged in for two hours. You start to twitch.
  • You pick up the phone and manually dial your ISP’s access number.
  • You try to hum to communicate with the modem. And you succeed.

(that took me back)

Pile of cigarettes

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