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Ending the year with a joke

Here’s a good joke to end the year with: Hans goes to Thailand on a business trip. When there he

photo credit: alles-schlumpf Young Paddy bought a donkey from a farmer for Â£100. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey

I came across this joke today, and I’m sure most of my techie friends can relate to it: I work

photo credit: ehpien We haven’t had a joke here for some time, so here’s one that some techies may be

At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated, “If

1. Download a piece of Web authoring software – 20 minutes. 2. Think about what you want to write on

(sung to the tune of ‘Help!’ with apologies to Lennon/McCartney) When I was younger and quite desperate for pay, I