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February 19, 2007 Owen Cutajar

In the beginning …

In the beginning, God created the bit. And the bit was a zero; nothing. On the first day, He toggled

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January 31, 2007 Owen Cutajar

Fundamental Questions

Why can’t women put on mascara with their mouths closed? Why don’t you ever see the headline ‘Psychic Wins Lottery!’?

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October 12, 2006 Owen Cutajar

Looking for a new job

I sent this joke out on my Humour Mailing List this morning, and thought it’s good enough to share here:

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March 17, 2006 Owen Cutajar

Buy yourself a Dell

This made me laugh: Randy’s recommendation is: Get yourself a Dell: Dell QVC Porn Prank

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January 12, 2006 Owen Cutajar

Extraordinary blonde joke

I’ve thought I had read all the blonde jokes that exist when I was running The Joke Shop, but this

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March 19, 2005 Owen Cutajar

Geek Tax

*grin* .. Omar‘s coined the phrase “Geek Tax” I have this term, Geek Tax, and I have to pay it

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March 18, 2005 Owen Cutajar

How long does your laptop battery last?

Anyone who uses a laptop will enjoy this BOFH …

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