Posts Tagged ‘humor’

Ending the year with a joke

Here’s a good joke to end the year with: Hans goes to Thailand on a business trip. When there he goes to a “gentleman’s” club seeking compliant female company. The Mama sends a girl over. She drinks. He drinks. She sits on his lap. Hans whispers in her ear and...

The Banking Crisis Explained

photo credit: alles-schlumpf Young Paddy bought a donkey from a farmer for £100. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day. However, the next day he drove up and said, ‘Sorry son, but I have some bad news. The donkey’s died.’ Paddy replied, ‘Well then just give me...

How hard can it be?

I came across this joke today, and I’m sure most of my techie friends can relate to it: I work as a systems administrator, and part of my job involves answering questions about computers. I generally like my job, but sometimes it gets on my nerves. When people ask me...

A touch of humour

photo credit: ehpien We haven’t had a joke here for some time, so here’s one that some techies may be familiar with: Tech: Computer Services Orange County this is so-and-so speaking. May I have your username please? Female Customer: Yes I want to speak to the person in charge immediately!...

Geeky Joke of the Day: Microsoft Car

At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated, “If GM had kept up with the technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25.00 cars that got 1,000 miles to the gallon.” In response to Bill’s...

Geeky Joke of the Day: How to Build a Web Page in 25 Easy Steps

1. Download a piece of Web authoring software – 20 minutes. 2. Think about what you want to write on your Web page – 6 weeks. 3. Download the same piece of Web authoring software, because they have released 3 new versions since the first time you downloaded it –...

Geeky Joke of the Day: Help Me!

(sung to the tune of ‘Help!’ with apologies to Lennon/McCartney) When I was younger and quite desperate for pay, I worked the help desk for eight hours every day. End users called me up to tell me what was wrong, And now I find, it fried my mind, I worked...

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