Posts Tagged ‘humor’

A touch of humour

photo credit: ehpien We haven’t had a joke here for some time, so here’s one that some techies may be familiar with: Tech: Computer Services Orange County this is so-and-so speaking. May I have your username please? Female Customer: Yes I want to speak to the person in charge immediately! Tech: Speaking. What...

Geeky Joke of the Day: Microsoft Car

At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated, “If GM had kept up with the technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25.00 cars that got 1,000 miles to the gallon.” In response to Bill’s comments,...

Geeky Joke of the Day: How to Build a Web Page in 25 Easy Steps

1. Download a piece of Web authoring software – 20 minutes. 2. Think about what you want to write on your Web page – 6 weeks. 3. Download the same piece of Web authoring software, because they have released 3 new versions since the first time you downloaded it – 20...

Geeky Joke of the Day: Help Me!

(sung to the tune of ‘Help!’ with apologies to Lennon/McCartney) When I was younger and quite desperate for pay, I worked the help desk for eight hours every day. End users called me up to tell me what was wrong, And now I find, it fried my mind, I worked...

Geeky Joke of the Day: Hardware vs Software

Once upon a time, in an absolute monarchy not far from here, a king summoned two of his advisors for a test. He showed them both a shiny metal box with two slots in the top, a control knob, and a lever. “What do you think this is?” One advisor,...

Geeky Joke of the Day: Girlfriend v5.0

Desperately seeking technical support! I’m currently running the latest version of Girlfriend 5.0 and having some problems. I’ve been running the same version of DrinkingBuddies 1.0 for years as my primary application, and all the Girlfriend releases have always conflicted with it. I hear that DrinkingBuddies won’t crash if you...

Geeky Joke of the Day: Gullibility Virus

WARNING, CAUTION, DANGER, AND BEWARE! Gullibility Virus Spreading over the Internet! WASHINGTON, D.C.–The Institute for the Investigation of Irregular Internet Phenomena announced today that many Internet users are becoming infected by a new virus that causes them to believe without question, every groundless story, legend, and dire warning that shows...

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