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Distracting the Mind with Information Overload
The company CEO has moved from the corner office to the ledge outside the corner office. The manager informs you that the drinks in the company fridge haven’t been free and hands you a $4,800 Snapple bill. The company president asks if anyone has a… Read more »
QUESTION: Where do the characters go when I use my backspace or delete them on my PC? ANSWER: The characters go to different places, depending on whom you ask: The Catholic Church’s approach to characters: The nice characters go to Heaven, where they are bathed… Read more »
Twas the night before implementation And all through the house Not a program was working, Not even a browse. The engineers hung by their tubes in despair, With hopes that a miracle soon would be there. The customers were nestled all snug in their beds,… Read more »
You have been online… You have been online for 45 minutes. Do you want to stay online? Please respond within 10 min. or you will be logged off. You have been online for 135 minutes. Not to put any pressure on you, but there ARE… Read more »
You know it’s time to turn off your computer when: A friend calls and says, “How are you? Your phones have been busy for a year!” You forgot how to work the TV remote control. You see something funny and scream, “LOL, LOL.” You meet… Read more »
If Oracle made toasters… They’d claim their toaster was compatible with all brands and styles of bread, but when you got it home you’d discover the Bagel Engine was still in development, the Croissant Extension was three years away, and that indeed the whole appliance… Read more »
It’s dark when you drive to and from work. You see a good looking person and know it is a visitor. You sat at the same desk for 4 years and worked for three different companies. Your resume is on a diskette in your pocket…. Read more »