Posts Tagged ‘geek’

Geeky Joke of the Day: Girlfriend v5.0

Desperately seeking technical support! I’m currently running the latest version of Girlfriend 5.0 and having some problems. I’ve been running the same version of DrinkingBuddies 1.0 for years as my primary application, and all the Girlfriend releases have always conflicted with it. I hear that DrinkingBuddies won’t crash if you...

Geeky Joke of the Day: Gullibility Virus

WARNING, CAUTION, DANGER, AND BEWARE! Gullibility Virus Spreading over the Internet! WASHINGTON, D.C.–The Institute for the Investigation of Irregular Internet Phenomena announced today that many Internet users are becoming infected by a new virus that causes them to believe without question, every groundless story, legend, and dire warning that shows...

Geeky Joke of the Day: Santa is a System Administrator

Consider: Santa is bearded, corpulent, and dresses funny. When you ask Santa for something, the odds of receiving what you wanted are infinitesimal. Santa seldom answers your mail. When you ask Santa where he gets all the stuff he’s got, he says, “Elves make it for me.” Santa doesn’t care...

Geeky Joke of the Day: Net Addiction

Top Signs of Net Addiction You wake up at 3 a.m. to go to the bathroom and stop to check your e-mail on the way back to bed. You get a tattoo that reads “This body best viewed with Netscape Navigator 3 or higher.” You name your children Eudora, Mozilla...

Geeky Joke of the Day: More Computer Viruses

Ellen Degeneres virus…..Your IBM suddenly claims it’s a MAC Monica Lewinsky virus…..Sucks all the memory out of your computer Titanic virus…..Makes your whole computer go down Disney virus…..Everything in the computer goes Goofy Mike Tyson virus…..Quits after one byte Lorena Bobbit virus…..Turns your hard disk into a 3.5-inch floppy Tim...

Geeky Joke of the Day: Geek Evolution

Scientists working in the computer room at Berkeley have identified a new species: Machina Programeus. This strange and enigmatic creature can easily be recognized by its somewhat diminished wardrobe selection, and the ever-present odor of coffee on its breath. The male of the species often has a lack of interest...

Want to see what Malta looks like?

A fellow Maltese geek, Mark Spiteri, has just posted details of his latest project; a Javascript/XML rendition of Malta providing information about each of the major towns and villages. Excellent effort and looks amazing. Check out the detail...

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