I came across this post containing a bunch of six word stories about Programming Languages. Here are my favourite:
C#
I am so better than Java!
Java
How did I become today’s COBOL?
COBOL
Without me there wouldn’t be PCs.
and
Ruby
Rails, Rails, Rails – What about ME???
Rails
Must not .. succumb to .. the hype!
PHP
Rails? Hah. Flash in the pan.
Python
I’m just as good as Ruby!