Six Word Stories – Programming Languages

I came across this post containing a bunch of six word stories about Programming Languages. Here are my favourite:

C#

I am so better than Java!

Java

How did I become today’s COBOL?

COBOL

Without me there wouldn’t be PCs.

and

Ruby

Rails, Rails, Rails – What about ME???

Rails

Must not .. succumb to .. the hype!

PHP

Rails? Hah. Flash in the pan.

Python

I’m just as good as Ruby!