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Geeky Joke of the Day: You know it’s time turn off your computer ..

You know it’s time to turn off your computer when: A friend calls and says, “How are you? Your phones

If Oracle made toasters… They’d claim their toaster was compatible with all brands and styles of bread, but when you

It’s dark when you drive to and from work. You see a good looking person and know it is a

DOS Air: Passengers walk out onto the runway, grab hold of the plane, push it until it gets in the

‘Hello World!’ 17 errors, 31 warnings It compiled? The first screen came up? Ship it! (Bill Gates) 1024x768x256 Sounds like

Consider: Santa is bearded, corpulent, and dresses funny. When you ask Santa for something, the odds of receiving what you

When computing, whatever happens, behave as though you meant it to happen. When you get to the point where you