Here’s a good joke Anna sent me today:
A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow’s final exam. “Now class, I won’t
tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack
or a serious personal injury, illness, or a death in your immediate family, but that’s
it, no other excuses whatsoever!?
A smart-ass guy in the back of the room raised his hand and asked, “What would you
say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?”
The entire class is reduced to laughter and snickering.
When silence is restored, the teacher smiles knowingly at the student, shakes her
head and sweetly says, “Well, I guess you’d have to write the exam with your other