Posts Tagged ‘humor’

Geeky Joke of the Day: Why we should feel sorry for Tech Support

Tech Support: “OK Bob, let’s press the control and escape keys at the same time. That brings up a task list in the middle of the screen. Now type the letter ‘P’ to bring up the Program Manager.” Customer: “I don’t have a ‘P’.” Tech Support: “On your keyboard, Bob.”...

Geeky Joke of the Day: Geek Evolution

Scientists working in the computer room at Berkeley have identified a new species: Machina Programeus. This strange and enigmatic creature can easily be recognized by its somewhat diminished wardrobe selection, and the ever-present odor of coffee on its breath. The male of the species often has a lack of interest...

The Website is Down

This has got to be one of the funniest things I’ve seen in ages! I’ve seen links to this floating around but hadn’t actually watched it yet, so thanks to Brendon for sending it my way. There’s some amazing stuff on YouTube; you could literally spend the whole day surfing...

Know any maniac serial killer coders?

Came across this today: Forward to any coder you...

What’s in a name?

And on a lighter note, sometimes it’s worth keeping an eye on what others think might be a good idea. All of these are legitimate companies that didn’t spend quite enough time considering how their online names might appear: “Who Represents” is where you can find the name of the...

In the beginning …

In the beginning, God created the bit. And the bit was a zero; nothing. On the first day, He toggled the 0 to 1, and the Universe was. (In those days, bootstrap loaders were simple, and ‘active low’ signals didn’t yet exist.) On the second day, God’s boss wanted a...

Apple Joke

I don’t know how many of you are subscribed to my Only Humor mailing list, but for those who aren’t; you may enjoy this joke: A Rabbi who’s been leading a congregation for many years is upset by the fact that he’s never been able to eat pork. So he...

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