Posts Tagged ‘humor’

Credit Crunch Humour

Seems like some people always have too much time on their hands .. Looks like too many people have stopped playing with online trading and started playing with image manipulation instead ...

Geeky Joke of the Day: How God created the Computer

In the beginning, God created the bit. And the bit was a zero; nothing. On the first day, He toggled the 0 to 1, and the Universe was. (In those days, bootstrap loaders were simple, and “active low” signals didn’t yet exist.) On the second day, God’s boss wanted a demo,...

Geeky Joke of the Day: More Murphy’s Laws of Computing

1. When computing, whatever happens, behave as though you meant it to happen. 2. When you get to the point where you really understand your computer, it’s probably obsolete. 3. The first place to look for information is in the section of the manual where you least expect to find it. 4....

Geeky Joke of the Day: Quick guide to programming languages

The proliferation of modern programming languages (all of which seem to have stolen countless features from one another) sometimes makes it difficult to remember what language you’re currently using. This handy ...

Geeky Joke of the Day: Consultant Commandments

If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking. Experience is something you don’t get until just after you need it. For every action, there is an equal and opposite...

Geeky Joke of the Day: More Computer Viruses

Ellen Degeneres virus…..Your IBM suddenly claims it’s a MAC Monica Lewinsky virus…..Sucks all the memory out of your computer Titanic virus…..Makes your whole computer go down Disney virus…..Everything in the computer goes Goofy Mike Tyson virus…..Quits after one byte Lorena Bobbit virus…..Turns your hard disk into...

Geeky Joke of the Day: Why we should feel sorry for Tech Support

Tech Support: “OK Bob, let’s press the control and escape keys at the same time. That brings up a task list in the middle of the screen. Now type the letter ‘P’ to bring up the Program Manager.” ...

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