Geeky Joke of the Day: Programmer One Liners

Owen — Sun, 27 Jul 2008 21:35:57 +0000

‘Hello World!’ 17 errors, 31 warnings
It compiled? The first screen came up? Ship it! (Bill Gates)
1024x768x256 Sounds like one mean woman
2B OR NOT 2B = FF
A bad day: ‘Transfer completed (5720468 bytes, 1 CPS)’
Apathy Error: Don’t bother striking any key.
Bad or Missing Sysop. Free files in all areas.
Best 3D game? DOOK. I mean DUME.
C:\PROGRAMS\FAULTY\TRASH\SICKJOKE\WINDOWS>
Canadian DOS: ‘Yer sure, eh? [Y,n]‘
CAUTION! Do not look into laser with remaining eye.
Coming soon: Doom III – What The Hell?
Daddy, what does FORMATTING DRIVE C: COMPLETE mean?
DEVICE=LIFE LOCKED@AGE25 HEALTH=PERFECT
Earth is shutting down in five minutes – please save all files and log out
Error 109: Error 108
ERROR! Windows found! Formatting Drive C:!
Ever noticed how fast Windows run? Me neither
Evolution is God’s way of issuing upgrades
File not found. Nobody leave the room!
Have a nice day – unless you’ve made other plans
Honey, I Formatted The Kid!
I t#ld yo#, ‘Never#touch #he flop#y disk s#rface!’
I wish life had a scroll-back buffer
Insert disk 5 of 4 and press any key to continue
Insert Mouse into drive A: and press any key
JESUS SAVES; the rest of us better make backups.
Life’s too short to use a slow modem
LSD: The ULTIMATE in Virtual Reality
Error: Floppy not responding. Format drive C: instead [Y/N]?
MafiaDOS: ‘Thisa you lasta chance [Y/N]‘?
Moderator not found. Begin flame war [Y,n]?
MOUSE.DRV not found, use RAT.DRV instead?
On a hacker’s tombstone: CONNECT 1964 – NO CARRIER 1994
Only XT users know that January 1, 1980 was a Tuesday.
Out of paper on drive D:
Press ESC to enter or Enter to escape
Real_men_don’t_need_spacebars.
REALITY.SYS corrupted. Reboot UNIVERSE [Y,n] ?
Southern DOS: Y’all Reckon? (Yep/Nope)
The Earth is 98% full. Please delete anyone you can.
The Ultimate Virus: A self installing copy of ‘Win95′.
The world is coming to an end-please log off.
There is a bomb on the premises. Please PANIC immediately.
This copy of planet Earth has been unregistered for 4 billion years
Track 0 bad?? Don’t worry, there’s lots of others
Troubleshooting Shortcut #1: Shoot the trouble!
Unknown Error on Unknown Device for Unexplainable Reason
User Failure: Please Insert a Bootable Brain.
Welcome to Hell! Here’s your copy of WINDOWS
Will Write Login Scripts For Food
Windows 6345634.45a: please insert disk 95 of 5645
Windows 8783837773.2c! We finally got it right. (Bill Gates)
Windows: the $89 solution to your excess speed problem
WindowsError:010 Reserved for future mistakes
WindowsError:042 This virus requires Microsoft Windows.
Your brain doesn’t have enough memory, please make a boot disk
Machines should work. People should think.

Scott’s Ultimate Developer Tool List

Owen — Wed, 22 Jun 2005 07:36:16 +0000

Scott Hansleman posts his Ultimate Developer and Power Users Tool List. Lots of goodies in there.

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Geeky Joke of the Day: Programmer One Liners

Scott’s Ultimate Developer Tool List