Happy Easter!
Posted by: Owen on Thursday, 5th Apr, 2007
Happy Easter to all you out there .. here’s a card to enjoy
Hope you have a good one !
In the beginning …
Posted by: Owen on Monday, 19th Feb, 2007
In the beginning, God created the bit. And the bit was a zero; nothing.
On the first day, He toggled the 0 to 1, and the Universe was. (In those days, bootstrap loaders were simple, and ‘active low’ signals didn’t yet exist.)
On the second day, God’s boss wanted a demo, and tried to read the bit. [...]
Fundamental Questions
Posted by: Owen on Wednesday, 31st Jan, 2007
Why can’t women put on mascara with their mouths closed?
Why don’t you ever see the headline ‘Psychic Wins Lottery!’?
Why is ‘abbreviated’ such a long word?
Why is a boxing ring square?
Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips after you use it?
Why is it necessary to nail down the lid of a [...]
Looking for a new job
Posted by: Owen on Thursday, 12th Oct, 2006
I sent this joke out on my Humour Mailing List this morning, and thought it’s good enough to share here:
At the end of a job interview, the human resources manager asked a young engineer, ‘And what starting salary are you looking for?’
To which the engineer replied, ‘About $125,000 a year, depending on your benefits package.’
The [...]
Extraordinary blonde joke
Posted by: Owen on Thursday, 12th Jan, 2006
I’ve thought I had read all the blonde jokes that exist when I was running The Joke Shop, but this one beats the lot: Read it here: The Best Blonde Joke Ever
Geek Tax
Posted by: Owen on Saturday, 19th Mar, 2005
*grin* .. Omar’s coined the phrase “Geek Tax”
I have this term, Geek Tax, and I have to pay it every few months. Geek Tax is the amazing waste of time that you must endure when crap stops working. Today my internet stopped working. I’ve been troubleshooting various things for the past few hours, and I’m [...]
How long does your laptop battery last?
Posted by: Owen on Friday, 18th Mar, 2005
Anyone who uses a laptop will enjoy this BOFH …
LOTR funnies
Posted by: Owen on Thursday, 20th Jan, 2005
Seems like there’s a whole collection of LOTR funnies out there, ranging from The Really Short Version of the movie, to a whole collection of “shorts” made up from captioned screencaps. Check out “The Titty Bar“, “The Catapult“, “Boromir’s Phone“, “The Horn of Gondor“, “Saruman and his drinking problem“, “Sam’s Evil Monkey” .. and I’m [...]
Toilet Paper Clothing
Posted by: Owen on Thursday, 11th Sep, 2003
In case you were wondering:
Yes, you can make clothes our of toilet paper
No, I don’t know what would happen if it rains
We live in a wierd, wierd world!
Thanks to linkfilter for the link!
