Know any maniac serial killer coders?

Posted by: Owen on Monday, 9th Jul, 2007

Came across this today:

Forward to any coder you know.

Fundamental Questions

Posted by: Owen on Wednesday, 31st Jan, 2007

Why can’t women put on mascara with their mouths closed?
Why don’t you ever see the headline ‘Psychic Wins Lottery!’?
Why is ‘abbreviated’ such a long word?
Why is a boxing ring square?
Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips after you use it?
Why is it necessary to nail down the lid of a [...]

“I intentionally misspelled my last name in the Name field and it was not caught! “

Posted by: Owen on Friday, 28th Apr, 2006

Excellent post in The Daily WTF sent to me by John this morning. Worth a read especially if you work in the software development field … The Bug is in the Details - The Daily WTF

Extraordinary blonde joke

Posted by: Owen on Thursday, 12th Jan, 2006

I’ve thought I had read all the blonde jokes that exist when I was running The Joke Shop, but this one beats the lot: Read it here: The Best Blonde Joke Ever

Oh yes, it’s Friday

Posted by: Owen on Friday, 28th Oct, 2005

James sent me this link. Interesting to see Microsoft attempt some viral marketing:
http://www.businesstravelstopshere.com/lift/

Phallic Logo Awards

Posted by: Owen on Friday, 1st Jul, 2005

Dru sent me a link to the Phallic Logo Awards on b3ta. Hadn’t visited that site in a while; but that page is a hoot.

How long does your laptop battery last?

Posted by: Owen on Friday, 18th Mar, 2005

Anyone who uses a laptop will enjoy this BOFH …

LOTR funnies

Posted by: Owen on Thursday, 20th Jan, 2005

Seems like there’s a whole collection of LOTR funnies out there, ranging from The Really Short Version of the movie, to a whole collection of “shorts” made up from captioned screencaps. Check out “The Titty Bar“, “The Catapult“, “Boromir’s Phone“, “The Horn of Gondor“, “Saruman and his drinking problem“, “Sam’s Evil Monkey” .. and I’m [...]

BOFH: One double express from meltdown

Posted by: Owen on Wednesday, 26th May, 2004

Excellent BOFH out today. If you’ve ever had inexplicable hardware failures .. this one’s for you !!

Ebay Wedding Dress

Posted by: Owen on Wednesday, 28th Apr, 2004

You can find some great stuff on the web. This link came from eBay ..

You have been framed ..

Posted by: Owen on Tuesday, 16th Dec, 2003

See the leaked screenshots from Saddam’s computer here ..