Andy sent me this this morning. Some interesting things you find out when you
have sons:
- A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they
can ignite. - A 3-year old boy’s voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate
a 42 pound boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough,
however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20×20 ft.
room -
You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling
fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling
fan can hit a baseball a long way. - The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn’t stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
- When you hear the toilet flush and the words ‘uh oh,’ — it’s already too late.
- Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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A six-year old boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36-year
old man says they can only do it in the movies. - Certain Lego’s will pass through the digestive tract of a 4- year old boy.
- Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
- Super glue is forever.
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No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can’t walk on
water. - Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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VCR’s do not eject “PB & J” sandwiches even though TV commercials show they
do. - Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
- Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
- You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
- Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
- The fire department in Austin, TX has a 5-minute response time.
- The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
- It will, however, make cats dizzy.
- Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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80% of women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without
kids. -
80% of men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.