“How to make baby”

Too good not to post 🙂

 1) Project Manager thinks nine women
can deliver a baby in One month.
 2) Software Developer thinks it will take 18 months to deliver
a baby.
 3) Business Analyst thinks a baby is no good because the client
really wants a tank.
 4) Architect is the one who makes ill tempered babies lasers
mounted on their heads.

 5) Onsite Coordinator thinks a single woman can deliver nine
babies in one month.
 6) Client is the one who isn’t quite sure why he wants
a baby in the first place.
 7) Marketing Manager is a person who thinks he can deliver
a baby even if no man and woman are available.
 8) Resource Optimization Team thinks they
don’t need a man or woman; they’ll produce a baby with zero resources.
 9) Documentation Team thinks they don’t care whether the child
is delivered, they’ll just document 9 months.
10) Quality Auditor is the bitchy person who is never happy with
the PROCESS to make a baby.

So stop writing code, and make baby !!!


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